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My name is Kazuma.

I draw stuff.
I write stuff.
I eat food.
I use the bathroom.
I am one of you.

I am definitely not an alien from outer space.
Ps. Beware looking at my favorites.
You never know what terrible things could be in there..

Heh.

Favourites

Webcam

Groups

Watchers

:iconmegustamuchoplz:

No joke.

My mom bought duck eggs.

I get to name some.


FUCK YEAH.

Guess what?
They're Swedish.

I'm gonna name one after pewdie,and I'm gonna name on cry, and one ken, and one Marzia.


Fuck. Yes.


So who has the duck now?

Oh nobody.

ME

OH SNAP


"IF I HAD A DUCK, KATRIS"


I have a duck.
Me.

ME.


*cough* So when are we getting married *cough*

Anyway, DUCKS.

Mine.

I have one.

Two.

However many hatch next month.

I have the urge to burst into dance.




I HAVE A DUUUUCCKKK




Who has the duck now?
Me.


Memememe.

Me.


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Hello there..
Welcome to the strange side of deviant art.
I am not an alien.


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:iconezdav321:
~ezdav321 1 day ago   General Artist
Peela poe toe co say que de canna co toe vol toe tee ca che so toto cinto nana mo no cal low que la cala peenla mesa eh toe suit eh le mono el la ka toe peenta cent so toe no colo senso san so gondo we ta when ah canna killa besa oh toe tee sa say la mana mingla mano mo no tee la lay key ta no tika na mano paula keela catta te sa say sa ma so co so colo peela ah low peeto te lay cala kila tondo boco pongo poco lo ca la que el le que es say say mo no toe co no ning no carra veto sa so say ah mata BAY LA BAY LA GEH CHOW HOE LO MEH WOE BALLA BEELA BALLA BO SO BEH LO BEH BEE CA CO POE PEH LA BATTA BEELA BALLA BEE CO CO LOW WAY LALALA PEENA CAH TA EH SO SO MUJER BA DA HEELA WAH TA QUE CA CA MO WAY WAY MAH BO MO WAY I WANNA PEANUT BUTTER PIZZA ALL THE WAAAAY!
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~Kazumaismine 1 day ago  Hobbyist Writer
...


I only understood
'Peanut butter pizza'

:icondafuqplz:
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:iconezdav321:
~ezdav321 1 day ago   General Artist
i wanna
pEANUTBUTTer,PEIzaa,,,, ALlwthEWAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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:iconkazumaismine:
~Kazumaismine 1 day ago  Hobbyist Writer
I would eat one right now.
A peanut butter pizza sounds strange, but I would fucking eat one.
It sounds good right now.
Because all I have to eat right now is peanut butter, honey, and syrup.

My mom said there were eggs in the fridge.
There are none.


I'm probably gonna eat cheese.
Lots of it.


I want
a peanut butter pizza.

It sounds
AMAZING
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~ezdav321 Jun 4, 2013   General Artist
I HAVE 12394-12394 PICTURES OF HUNTER BC HE SAID HE DOESN'T CARE IF I SHOW YOU HIS SELFIES OK WELL FIRST OF ALL HERE IS HIS GEORGASS EYE WHICH BTW WE FOUND OUT CHANGES COLOUR + PERFECT SHOT OF HIS LOVELY EYEBALL

[link]


Picture of him at le school with le victoria

[link]

Him at the dance (I was taking a video and that's a screenshot of it) [link]

him with (ew) Zach's ex g frond
[link]

Him taking selfies in my bathroom
[link]

THE DAY THAT I WENT OUT W/ KIERAN
[link]

HIM BEING THE SEX
[link]

HIM WITH THE RING I BOUGHT [link]


ye i might upload a pic of me but w.e
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:iconkazumaismine:
~Kazumaismine Jun 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Pft, dat eye

Dat eye is FULL of swag

Oh, guess what honey bunn

my little lizzie loo
My voluptuous grapefruit


My mom, today (its one am right now so yea)
She's going to go look at houses at like
1:30 pm and she'll be gone probs till like 8:00 pm


So we could like

Be talking and be like

"DAYUM GURL
SHOW ME DAT ASS"
Or something if you're not busy

But we could speak and shizz

and i'm so exited I have the chance to record a bunch of shit
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:iconezdav321:
~ezdav321 Jun 5, 2013   General Artist
"my little lizzie loo"

oh my fucking god
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:iconkazumaismine:
~Kazumaismine Jun 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I know don't hurt me


Wait wait
loo

Pft

loo


Startslaughingeverywere
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~lois1cute Jun 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hello there awesome person! Thank you so much for the devWatch! I really REALLY appreciate it :)
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~Kazumaismine Jun 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh yeah, you're welcome!
Seriously , you're stuff is awesome.
You're awesome.

:iconprussiaraveplz:
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